50 Ways To Annoy the Sand Sibs

As you know, this is 50 ways to annoy the Sand Sibs. That is, the ways to annoy Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara.

1. pour water all over Gaara.

2. cut holes in Temari's fan.

3.paint happy faces on Kankuro's puppets.

4. make Gaara dress up as a panda for Halloween.

5. sing 'Brother, my brother' as loud as possible whenever you see Gaara and Kankuro fighting.

6. Tell Temari that Gaara stole her eyeliner.

7. Glomp Gaara... every day for the rest of his life.

8. Tell Gaara how he's going to die, and make him read the chapter where he dies.

9. Walk up to Gaara occasionally and just say, 'cheer up, emo kid.' then proceed to run for your life.

10. Take Gaara's teddy bear, and put bunny ears on it. Then, dress it up in a pink frilly tutu, and give it to him for his birthday. Which is when?

11. Change around the paintings on Kankuro's face.

12. Tell Kankuro he's fat, considering he is a ninja, and is probably very active. Give him a diet plan, and a  daily exercise schedule.

13. Take apart crow, and give Kankuro the instructions, but tell him you lost several screws that hold the thing together, and have no idea where they are. Of course, they are in the warp portal under your bed.

14. Steal Gaara's gourd, and hide it.

15. Turn Temari into a Shikamaru look-alike. Then, introduce her to Shikamaru.

16. Ask Gaara if he'd like to make sand castles with you.

17. Dye Gaara's hair pink, and make him wear a tutu to match his bunny bear.

18. put a pubic hair in Gaara's sandwich.

19. Tell Kankuro and Temari and Gaara to draw a pubic hair. If they don't, take off your hat, revealing your hair, which you haven't washed in two months, and say, 'LOOKI' THIS!'

20. Make Gaara a Barbie Magic Swan Lake Castle.

21. Tell Temari to go work the corners, where she's welcome(ooohhh SNAP!)

22. GIve Gaara sleeping pills.

23. Give Temari a gingerbread man that says, 'keep your legs together, slut!'

24. Tell Temari to stop wearing short slutty looking skirts, or Shikamaru will never like her.

25. Give Kankuro herpes.

26. Give Gaara AIDS.

27. Give Temari nothing, because she's probably already STD'ed.

28. Think of Temari's boyfriend while tying nine knots in a string. THus, as the witchcraft works, he will die a slow, painful death. Unless... nevermind, just kill him anyway. That'll sure piss off Temari.

29. Tickle Gaara.

30. Cut off Kankuro's penis, and put it in a sandwich, which you will then feed to Gaara.

31. P{ut a paper bomb on Crow in the middle of the night, hear the boom, and laughter insanely. When they ask, 'what's so funny,' respond as following, 'gee, I wonder."

32. Pull out all of Kankuro's teeth.

33. Sing the 'badger badger badger song' whenever you see Gaara.

34. Give Gaara a badger for his birthday.

35. Get Gaara a Panda, and A Raccoon as well.

36. Introduce Gaara to heroine. and marijuana. And cocaine, and alcohol... and other things that will completely fuck up his brain even more.

37. Tell Gaara the following; Life isn't waiting out the storm, but rather learning to play in the rain, and risking getting struck by lightning, and then laughing in pain.

38. Join Gaara in his drug smoking.

39. When Temari and Kankuro find out, laugh and shove marijuana in their face, and say, 'THE 3RD SQUADS GONNA CHANGE!'

40. Tell Gaara about the evil purple bunnies that will butt-fuck him at night.

41. Shout, 'NINE MORE!' randomly.

42. Tell Gaara that he has to have sex with a dildo for Temari's gay porn.

43. Paint Gaara's room purple and pink with green elephant prints.

44. If Gaara ever asks you what love is, tell him, '42.'

45. turn the Sand sibs into the opposite sex.

46. Find some way to hurt Gaara's feelings. Which is gonna be impossible, but you an still try, right?

47. steal Kankuro's underwear.

48. Dye his under purple with pink stripes.

49. Make sure it says juicy on his ass.

50. Make them read this list.