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How to Drive The ENTIRE Akatsuki nuts, and get them to hate absolutely forever.
Or just piss them off real bad. XD
1.)Get Itachi to watch you practice saying thet Sasuke is your foolish little brother and is, therefore, weak.

2.)Steal Deidara's clay bombs and blow up Sasori's puppets. Then, blame on scary carrot martians from mars.

3.)Eat some shark in front of Kisame, make sure you chew really REAAALLLLLYYY slowly, while savoring the taste, then ask him if he wants any.

4.)Give Zetsu a huge bottle of weed-killer, and then ask him to go kill some nasty weeds. Make SURE when you hand it to him, the lid is loose. Then MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE you drop it all over him and the rest of his coat.

5.) Ask the leader why he is a ghost, and if he say 'I'm not a ghost' then stick your hand through his chest and scream, 'OMG LEADER IS DEAD AND MY HAND IS IN HIS CHEST!!!!'

6.)Send out calls to everyone that the ppl in the Akatsuki hate and then explain to leader that your throwing a party with them in Itachi's room.

7.)Get Itachi to deviantart, and search anything that involves yaoi with himself and anyone else in Naruto.

8.)Repeat # 7 with everyone else too.

9.) Get Orochimaru and give him hott, smexy pictures of Itachi, which you got off Deviantart.

10.) Ask Sasori if his penis is also made of puppet-ness.

11.)Eat a bowl of sugar, and then lock your self in a small room with each of the members in turn for an hour.

12.)get Sasori and Deidara drunk, then lock in the same room for two hours and see what the results are.

13.)Repeat with everyone else and there partners.

14.)Then, get yourself and your favorite Akatsuki member drunk, and drag them to bed with you.

15.)Make Tobi take off his mask to see if he is Obito, of even has a face for that matter.

16.)Get into the habit of accidentally calling Itachi Sasuke

17.)put little pink ribbons in Sasori's hair

18.)Ask Zetsu if his mom was a flytrap.

19.)Tell Itachi you know where Orochimaru is, and then tell him that the Snake sannin will come to his room the following night to rape him everyday for about three weeks, and see if he becomes a nervous wreck.

20.)Start saying 'UN' after everything you say.

21.)Draw a hott smexy Akatsuki orgy and show it to them AFTER you've X-posted it on absolutely everything

22.)nickname Sasori 'Scorpion'

23.)start stalking Leader and making small noises while hiding so he never knows its you.

24.) Ask Leader if the reason he wont show who he really is is because he's ugly

25.)ask Deidara why he sat on Gaara instead of on Sasori's lap when he killed him

26.)get Sasori to watch reruns of the muppet show for hours and hours.

27.)Ask Itachi if he's ever met anyone name 'Sesshomaru'.

28.)Tell Itachi hes a weasle.

29.)start randomley calling out the most unheard of pairings imaginable, such as 'ZetIta' or SasoTob' or even, just for the fun of seeing Itachi's expression, 'LeaderIta'

30.)start calling your friends and then walking throughout the entire Akatsuki hideout, or at least, where everyone is at the time, while talking very loudly about 'wondeful Akatsuki pairings' that are just too hott for hottness.

31.) Call every Akatsuki's # in turn, repeatedly, and everytime they answer, say 'I know who you bit last summer,' and then quickly hang up. Make your sure make your voice sound very different.

32.)paint little purple faces on Deidara's clay bombs, and then set them up throughout the enitre hideout.

33.)Walk in on Leader while hes in the shower.

34.)Tell leader you know he has two nose peircings.

35.)Start reading manga while theyre around.

36.)Make them watch stupid and funny AMVs about ppl they dont like.

37.)Tell Sasori he's going to die sometime in the 'Rescue Gaara arc'

38.)Lean over Deidara's shoulder and whisper, 'Hey, you probably didn't know this but, I'm the world. And Your going to cry. ' then, dissappear.

39.)After #38, find some way to make Deidara cry.

40.)Ask Zetsu why he wears a plant.

41.)Ask kisame if hes ever had Shrimp, and then tell him how delicious it is.

42.)tell Hidan that he should go to sunday school, or at least pray.

43.)steal all of Kakuzu's money.

44.)go on a wicked shopping spree, and make leader go with you.

45.)then whine him into using the Akatsuki funds to buy everything you want.

46.)make sure you drag him into a lingerie store, and have him tell you 'what he thinks of this thooonnng' and 'Do you like it? Does it go to far up my ass?' and make sure it does.(XD)

47.)Make sure your sicking your ass in his face while doing this

48.)in the end, drag the whole Akatsuki down there and make them all give an opinion of teh thong you wanna buy oh-so-much, also while sticking your ass in their face.

49.)Ask Leader if he ever rapes the Akatsuki members, then give him a fanart of him doing so

50.)After you've done ALL of these things, have them read this list.
XD have fun doing everything on this list. Or dont. up to you. Either, i had lotsa fun making this. now i must go and see if this all really works.
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animegeek1235 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015
22 is name means scorpion
itachi-iz-awesome Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014
I did number 38 to my sister.....she cried until I bought her ice-cream...then told mom
keersyn132 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
43-50 I just died XD and leader-sama would love it, and call them all there to see my fine ass XD
Captain-Oceana Featured By Owner May 27, 2013
33 and 44, DONE!
Taijutsugirl0 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
:lmao: I made a list, too. :[link]:
delta440 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
did em all to nagato / tendo pein gota love fucking with yahiko
DeidaraXSasori45 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
14, 20, and 22 i kinda like >.> (14) Is my fave lol!
babiebroly Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Student Artist
omg 26 had me dying.
caysy-kun Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
38 dane cook
Cbcool444 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011  Student Digital Artist
lol this is more like 50 ways to be killed by akatsuki members.
Jonismalove55 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
38 :icondanecookplz: :iconiloveitplz:
walkaman100 Featured By Owner May 11, 2011
well, now i'm dead.
deideiisawsome19 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
yep, i did that. i followed your orders and I must say, it was worth it..... until i winded up in the hospital.... poor me. But they all laughed their heads off when I showed them this list.
kitkat-girl202 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2010
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bluehuntress Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010
Yay~ I'm gonna go annoy everyone but Sasori now! *he's scary..*
darbysarah Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2010
LillicRaine-BlueRose Featured By Owner May 2, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
XD i liked #27!!
YukiYaoi122 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2010
Kisame's fav food is shrimp and crab.
LillicRaine-BlueRose Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
omg! you should write a fanfic useing this list!!!1
GirlNess4 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2010  Student Artist
...I think I just deid of laughter...but I can still type on the CPU so I think im alive...XD
akatsukigirl66 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2009  Student General Artist
I love this, its so funny. I have to see if it works, lol. Great work
sakuradeilove Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2009
7-8.) To much fun…
10.) I WOULD SOOO DO THAT!! :rofl:
12.) o la la
19.) … IF he becomes a nerves wreck?? I think kaboto checks under his bed sometimes… just in case…
23.) I already do this around the house
Thanks Nicole-Aoi-135 for giving me this idea
PS- the idea is listing what i liked and my reactions.. :3
Akatsukifan-203 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2009
This was so fucking funny!XD you should do another.
EMOSILAS999 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2009
You're evil!
3Joker Featured By Owner May 21, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
NELIP0T Featured By Owner May 4, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
next time i go to an anime con and i run into the akatsuki, ooooooo man the posibilitys
crazy-but-awesome Featured By Owner May 3, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg i have to agree with everybody else, pure geneous!!! i'm so going to do that. i give it a 10 on a scale of 1-5. i <3'ed it
GettaDog Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009
33# IM SOOOO DOING THAT! *drools* Im bring my camera as well!!
i almost died! ...of laughter doing this! and them akatsuki almost killed meh too. :iconpervplz:
XCoco-Puffs345x Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009
Bravo! xD Lmao! your awesome!
xIshidaAkirax Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009
dude. this is BRILLIANCE! Brilliant. and funny XD Love it!
ShadowDeidara Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2009
LOLZ!!!! i laffed thru the whole thing
melfranz Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
konan is missing...
DemonKimmie Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I wasn't aware of her existence when I wrote this. sorry.
melfranz Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh... okaough iy... although i failed to see the humor...
akatsukifan24-7 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008
You forget #51, Give Pain some Pain Killers! xD
itachikisamelover101 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2008
love the thooong thing lol
hideki782 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2008
#14 is my favourite :D now... i must go find deidara
xXPassionateHateXx Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2008
Sticking your butt in leaders face HAHAH! I love it! *prints out list and thinks evil thoughts while going to the Akatsuki hideout* BWAAAHAHHAHA >:}
Kisames-Lover1 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2008
*prints out list and skips happly to the akatsuki hidout*
hidanslover144 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2008
i will only do 46 47 with hidan >3
fruitsbasket1rat Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008
A little sick, but funny all the same.
DemonKimmie Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
of COURSE its sick. Then again, I guess you don't really know me. I understand. Keep a Look out for 50 ways to annoy the Sand Sibs! :D
HinataFan1234 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2008
If anyone does that they will get killed by all of us,un!!!
DemonKimmie Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Yeah, but ti's worth it.
deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2008
that's awsome...i've gotta try
akatsukifan24-7 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2008
LOL!!!!! XD im gonna do them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D
DemonKimmie Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lolz, have fun!
9shadowcat9 Featured By Owner May 22, 2008   Writer
Nice knowing you...
Nekomeow101 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2008
XDDD im going to pull this off on akatsuki members at anime cons! im going to have so much fun hehe
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