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Okay. Words of Wisdom for Today:
If you tell yourself you're going to fail before you even try, then your heart is admitting defeat, and you will have already lost.

The Actual name of this is 50 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru and his Bitch Kabuto, but that wouldn't fit. D:

1. Steal Kabuto's glasses

2. Braid Orochimaru's hair.

3. paint a lightning shaped scar on Kabuto's forehead.

4. Call Orochimaru a pedophile, When he denies, ask him why he fondles little boys cheeks.

5. Ask Kabuto if he actually molests Orochimaru back to health.

6. Pants Orochimaru when he's fighting with Tsunade and Jiraiya.

7. Tell Kabuto exactly how Orochimaru is going to die.

8. Lock yourself in Kimimaro's room, and use a cure for TB on him.

9. Sob to Orochimaru about how cute he was when he was a little boy.

10. Run into Suigetsu's room with Sasuke, and then throw Sasuke into the water RIGHT when Kabuto and Orochimaru come in, and scream, 'SUIGETSU CAPTURED SASUKE AND IS RAPING HIM!!!" And then laugh really hard when Sasuke comes up, drenched and missing portions of his outfit. I promise Orochimaru will be like, "OMFG SERIOUSLY!?" becuz Sasuke's missing clothing.(which you stole Oo)

11. Kidnap Sasuke before he gets to Orochimaru, and tie him and take him to Itachi. You then must tell Itachi to take very good care of his little brother, don't let him go, no matter WHAT, don't kill him, feed him, and untie him when he wakes up. And don't kill him. (remind him of the fangirls)

12. Then taunt Orochimaru with the knowledge of Sasuke's whereabouts.

13. Stick your ass in Kabuto's face and say, "Who loves kitty? Do you love kitty? Are these your shoes?*puke in his shoes* Who loves kitty?" If he doesn't, grab him all threateningly, and, in a demonic voice, say, "DO YOU LOVE KITTY OR NOT!?!?!?"

14. Ask Orochimaru why he lets his bitch watch him shower.

15. Call Orochimaru "Drag Queen of the World!"

16. mix up Kabuto's poisons with him medications and DO NOT tell him.

17. Go through Kabuto's important stuff, and drop a bottle of alcohol on a lit candle while youre in there.

18. While Sasuke is training with Orochimaru, come out randomly screaming, "THE MANSION IS ON FIRE!!!" And when they don't believe you, say, "Okay, it isn't yet. Let me rephrase that. KABUTO WAS CARRYING A TORCH CUZ I BLEW OUT THE LIGHT IN HIS ROOM AND I THREW RUBBING ALCOHOL ON HIM!! So basically, now he's on fire, and the mansion is too...so um.. yeah. You may wanna call the fire department."

19. Call Orochimaru a gay pimp.

20. break and destroy important shit in Orochimaru's rooms.

21. In the episode where Kimimaro dies, and Kabuto's like, "He's dead." or whatever, say "HOW THE HELL CAN YOU TELL!?!?" and then pants him.

22. Melvin Orochimaru.

23. when training his disciple(Sasuke), run into the middle of the fight stripped naked with Suigetsu saying, "We're going to wonder land! AND SASUKE'S COMING TOO!" And then strip Sasuke naked and run away with him.

24. put on Orochimaru's clothes and walk up to Orochimaru himself saying, "hey sexy, wanna go for a ride?" If he agrees, take him to your car, which you stole, and drive around psychotically, and run over a few important people. Like Sasuke.

25. Sneak up behind Orochimaru when he's in the shower. Make sure you have a huge ass dildo, and make him drop the soap. oO Then...if he doesn't get it... JUST SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS ANYWAY! :D

26. Ask Orochimaru why he doesn't wipe the chalk off his face.

27. Mess with Kabuto's shit when he's trying to experiment/operate on people. Like... switch heroine for the anesthetic.

28. Wait until Kabuto and Orochimaru are in the same place... and then run in with a huge pan-thing with lit-on-fire marijuana in it.

29. Get Kabuto high when he's trying to do important stuff that requires lots of concentration

30. In permanent stuff, write the words 'GAY FOR OROCHIMARU' one every single one of Kabuto's shirts, and make sure it stays...FOREVER.

31. Practice alchemy on Kabuto's huge green glass jars. Roughly

32. Create Cell in Kabuto's labratory.

33. pull Orochimaru's hair. inconsistently.

34. Better yet, CUT Orochimaru's hair. :D lmao.

35. write 'GAY FOR ITACHI' in huge letters across Orochimaru's forehead.

36. Order bondage material.

37. Use your bondage material.

38. every time Orochimaru switches hideouts, light something on fire with alcohol and explosives, and a single candle. and EVERYTIME it MUST be that somebody had a fire, and you just HAPPENED to be holding some rubbing alcohol that you stole from Kabuto...

39. Install Wal-mart like speaker things. And then, once you've got them working, every so often, say in a kind, captain-of-the-plane-type voice 'Uchiha Sasuke, please report to Orochimaru. I repeat, Uchiha Sasuke, please report to Orochimaru. he wants to fuck your brains out. I repeat. He wants to fuck your brains out.

40. Taunt Sasuke with the knowledge of Itachi's EXACT AND PRECISE whereabouts.(..lol, tracking devices! :D)

41. Kidnap Orochimaru hide him in the Uchiha Estate.

42. Tell Tsunade Orochimaru's precise whereabouts every time he moves.

43. Sing Cyndi Lauper 'Girls just wanna have fun' repeatedly for hours at a time while following Kabuto or Orochimaru around.

44. Repeatedly get Orochimaru bitten by poisonous snakes while he's asleep.

45. Let the prisoners go. All of them.

46. Ask Orochimaru why he's so frikken' obsessed over the Sharigan. GAWD.

47. Carry around a stereo everywhere, and when Orochimaru walks into a room, start playing his theme song.

48. Dye Kabuto's hair purple.

49. Do whatever ANYONE wants you to do, but only if there Oro's enemies. Like, "Where is Orochimaru?" You would tell them his exact location, and even lead the way.

50. Read them this list.
:D It never gets old, does it? XD I'll finish up with some more Naruto characters, and then start Death Note. "50 Ways Annoy L/Kira/Misa/Whoever the hell. I dont know. XD AHAHAHAHAHA! I'm a dumbass.
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:iconsasuhina777:
sasuhina777 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
Is this for girls or boys😜
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thebluepanda5 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014
*reads number 23* YAY OFF TO WONDERLAND! XDXDXD
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fireball993 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
it was so funny XDDDD you did a good job btw
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nasexsavkifs Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013
39 is my favourite!!! XDDDD
Insane Laughter 
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buzbuster Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know right
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lolipopchainsaw Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Student Artist
He dildo thing caused me to fall off my bed laughing
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KuroNeko1912 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013
OMG!!! 25 made me piss my pants XDDDDDD
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Animefangirl-Peggy65 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Laughing my ass off! That was brilliant!
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KateMoxundertaker Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
oh and to all of you: ... dare you to do those things to kabuto~ e__e
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:iconkatemoxundertaker:
KateMoxundertaker Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i will so totally try this out XD
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WhatWhoWhy Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How dare you make fun of Lord Orochimaru!
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:icontasorius:
Tasorius Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012
7. Orochimaru has returned, so that one is obsolete... And he never died....
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AlternetAngel Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I laughed SO. FREAKING. HARD~! I don't like naruto that much, but I do like the characters on this list, so I laughed at it XD
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lolitacakes Featured By Owner May 28, 2012
These are so random and ridiculous. XD I especially giggled at #39. And this is coming from someone who kinda has a fetish for Orochimaru. >w>
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otokatskiwolf Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
nice!...but I don't want to be killed!
*fav*
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oblina22 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Student Digital Artist
hahaha hilarious ! I love Orochimaru though...I don't want to annoy him!
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:icontasorius:
Tasorius Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011
There is nothing fun about this foolishness....
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:icontasorius:
Tasorius Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011
Another ant....
The Sharingan is powerful... I Shall have that power...
You are too stupid to realize power...
That's why ants should know their place...
More importantly...
OROCHIMARU NEVER DIED!!!!!
He was merely sealed away...
Do not speak about things that you cannot comprehend...
And you use retarded language and retarded words all the time...
And the list of faults would fill a book...
Ants are annoying...
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AlternetAngel Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you never died. Have a frekkin sense of humor, will you?
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Tasorius Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012
I do not tolerate someone who said that Orochimaru "died"...

And he has come back now... If you read the manga....
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AlternetAngel Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I havent. In any case, you might wanna consider that sense of humor I mentioned. Laughter is good for you.
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Tasorius Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012
...
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:iconalternetangel:
AlternetAngel Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Well?
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:icontasorius:
Tasorius Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012
I do have a sense of humor....
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:iconalternetangel:
AlternetAngel Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Come on then, laugh a little. Nobody's laughing AT you. We're laughing with you... or we would be if you were laughing.
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iPaintedDeidaraPurpl Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011
xP lol!
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Antta Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011  Student Digital Artist
:XD: Priceless.
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ImaginationI13 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010
#. 50

Perfect ending.
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TobisEternalStalker Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2010
hahahah. numer 10 was ways too funny. i laughed so hard i choked on my mac and cheese.
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ImmortalImmoral Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
23 is teh best. Sasuke, Suigetsu and me, for teh win!!!
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ByakuganRaven123 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2010
i like #25
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christmaswolf Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL!!!!!
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matt-my-anti-kira Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2009
one for your '50 ways to annoy Kira list' should be 'call out 'hey Kira' and see if he responds.' *nods head* oh yeah.
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IchoaMegumi Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
so many evil plans so little time XD
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FullmoonLycanthrope Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2009   Photographer
How about asking Orochimaru if he's related to Micheal Jackson?
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Skye-Loveless Featured By Owner May 13, 2009
this is GOLD!
do you mind if a borrow a few ideas for a fanfiction? lmao. i lol'd so hard my sides hurt now XD
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DemonKimmie Featured By Owner May 13, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Feel free to use ideas. Just make sure you send me the link for your fanfic!
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Skye-Loveless Featured By Owner May 14, 2009
as soon as my co-author okays it i'll be posting it ^^
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ToyTvArtist Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009
When I finshed reading this, I did 'em all, and the result, well, go find Orochimaru, Kabuto, and Sasuke. They'll all be crying. I loved #39!
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brunette1cookie Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2009
lolz...I have the strange feeling that Orochimaru would probably enjoy number (pound symbol s missing!) 25!
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omg-world-domination Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
LMFAOROFL! :lmao::rofl:
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Michiko-Hamano Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2009
I'm trying to fav it and DA is not letting meeeeee!!!
Not fair this is so awesome DDDl I :heart: it 8DDD
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DemonKimmie Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bookmark it, and try again later? That's all I can suggest. *fail epically*
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Michiko-Hamano Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2009
It worked nao!! (after I refreshed the page a bunch of times XD;)

Yaaay~

lol you don't fail XDD
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HiBiKi-215 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Awsome! I am glad you admited it. But one thing is very sad... you miss spelled God.
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DemonKimmie Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yeah, there are a TON of errors in that. I wrote this back in the day when I absolutely could NOT type and sing at the same time. i apologize profusely for my incompetence, and will try to make up for it in the future. I thank you for your cooperation.
I need to kill myself. XD
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urukishn Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2008  Student Writer
OMFJ LMFAO i couldn't stop laughing!
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hajisgirl50218 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2008
Could you do a fifty ways to annoy haji or alucard?
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DemonKimmie Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haji? Alucard? Sorry... I don't know who your talking about! D: I'll make it up to you, somehow.
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hajisgirl50218 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2008
oh
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